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Rom-com, reasons to stay

  • Romantic comedy
  • Monologue
  • 2 min
  • No gender marker
  • Young adult
  • Beginner
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  • MOI No gender marker, Young adult your role

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(Standing, a piece of paper in hand, facing someone we don’t see.)

MOI

I made a list. Don’t smile. When something is too big for me, I make lists. And you are too big for me.

One: you sing off-key, with a confidence that should be illegal.

Two: you tell the time without looking at your watch, and you get it wrong. Always. By nine minutes. I checked for months. Which means I needed to check for months.

Three: you fold the corners of book pages. I defended bookmarks all my life, and now I listen for the sound of paper when you read.

Four: you say “we” when you mean you. “We should stay.” “We’re good here.” And the worst part is, it works: I stay, and we’re good here.

(The paper shakes a little.)

MOI

This list was supposed to be called “reasons to leave”. I just read it again. It’s a list of reasons to stay.

So say something. Quickly. Before I make a list of your silences.

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