The Voicemail
Rom-com, the message too far
- Romantic comedy
- Monologue
- 2 min
- Female role
- Young adult
- Beginner
Casting
5 lines- MOI Female role, Young adult your role
Excerpt
(A phone to her ear. She speaks fast, faster and faster.)
MOI
Hi, it’s me. Well, “me”: you’ll recognise my voice, I hope, otherwise this message is very awkward. Anyway.
I wanted to ask if… someday… like soon… or not, no pressure at all… you’d want to grab a drink. A coffee. Or not a coffee. Whatever you drink.
I realise I don’t know what you drink. Maybe that’s the real problem. We’d need a first date just for that.
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