The Wi-Fi
Comedy, negotiating with a machine
- Comedy
- Monologue
- 2 min
- Male role
- Young adult
- Beginner
Casting
6 lines- MOI Male role, Young adult your role
Excerpt
(Sitting at a café, laptop open. He stares at the screen the way you stare down an opponent.)
MOI
Right. You and me, we don’t know each other yet. Network “CaféLumière_2”. The “2”. Never trust a network that already has an ex.
Password. I type it. You think about it. You think about it a lot, for something with only one job.
“Connected, no Internet.” Beautiful. Connected to what, then? To the idea of Internet? To its memory?
What you can do with it
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