The Opening
Comedy, the instant expert
- Comedy
- Monologue
- 1 min
- No gender marker
- Adult
- Beginner
Casting
5 lines- MOI No gender marker, Adult your role
Full text
(An art gallery. Someone contemplates a white square.)
MOI
Magnificent. Absolutely magnificent. I understand nothing, but with rare intensity.
What moves me, you see, is the emptiness. No, the fullness. Well, the full emptiness. Very Japanese. Or very overdue for delivery, I can’t tell yet.
I’m told it’s a critique of capitalism. At twelve thousand euros, I’d call it: brilliantly argued.
Between us? I think it’s the wall. I think we’re admiring the wall and the painting fell off.
But say nothing. In art, being right too soon is the worst kind of snobbery.
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